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Not an animated .gif spam like I did with Heath's Candy but one with 150+ static images of the whole movie in sequence, with movie quotes thrown in.

Includes Heath and the rest of the cast. Be patient while the pics are loading - THERE'S LOTS!

Since this is my "feel good" movie, I think "sunny" coloring suits its mood, hence the color alteration on the pics. Just wanted to make them pop out more. :)



Ms. Perky: Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?
Cameron: Yeah, my-my dad is, uh...
Ms. Perky: That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere.
Cameron: Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office?
Ms. Perky: Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!



Ms. Perky: Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.
Patrick: Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?
Ms. Perky: Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.
Ms. Perky: Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!



Cameron: I burn, I pine, I perish.
[Lucentio's line from The Taming of the Shrew Act I Scene 1]
Michael: Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure.

Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.



Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

Kat Stratford: Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Kat Stratford: I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.

Bianca: Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?



Bianca: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?




Michael: I have a dick on my face, don't I?

Patrick: You're gunna pay me to take out some chick?
Joey: Mmhm.
Patrick: How much?
Joey: 20 bucks.
Joey: ... Fine. 30.
Patrick: Well, let's think about this... We go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that's 53. And she'll want raisonettes, alright? So, we're looking at 75 bucks.
Joey: This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, trailer park.
Patrick: 50 bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.

Patrick: Hey there, girly. How you doin'?
Kat Stratford: Sweating like a pig, actually, and yourself?
Patrick: Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?
Kat Stratford: My mission in life. But, obviously I struck your fancy so you see it worked. The world makes sense again.

Patrick: [while trying to get Kat go out with him] Well, the night I take you places you've never been before.
Kat Stratford: Like where, the 7-11 on Broadway?

Kat Stratford: Do you even know my name, screwboy?



Patrick: Not a big talker, huh?
Kat Stratford: Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.

Kat Stratford: What is it, Asshole Day?

Patrick: Well, maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?
Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby.




Cameron: Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
[reaches into a jar]
Michael: Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.
[they find Patrick drinking and smoking]
Patrick: So, what have ya got for me?
Cameron: A little insight into a very complicated girl.
Michael: Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Patrick: [confused] What?
Michael: Nothing. Nothing.
Cameron: Alright, uh, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
[slowly removes Patrick's cigarette]
Patrick: So, you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Michael: Yes. Well, just for now.
Cameron: And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
Patrick: [looks confused and slowly rises] Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Michael: H-He's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Cameron: Yeah. I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
Michael: [gives him two thumbs up] You're a gorgeous guy.
Cameron: [Patrick sits back down] Alright, uh, yeah, okay, here's this, uh... Likes: Thai food, feminist pros and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of the CDs that she has in her room.
Patrick: So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?
Michael: Have you ever been to Club Skunk?
Cameron: Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.
Patrick: I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?
Cameron: But she'll be there, she's got tickets.
Michael: Hey, listen, assail your ears for one night.
Cameron: She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps.
Michael: [laughing cooly] Couldn't hurt, right?



Kat Stratford: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
Patrick: I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.
Kat Stratford: You think?

Patrick: I was watching you out there, before. I've never seen you look so sexy.

Walter Stratford: [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca's father] Shoulda used the window!
Bianca: Hi, Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... Where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... A small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.

[Mr. Stratford makes Bianca wear a pregnancy belly before leaving for a party, Patrick arrives and sees her]
Patrick: [to Kat] Who knocked up your sister?



Bogey Lowenstien: [the doorbell rings] That must be Nigel with the brie.

Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know, I...
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.



Patrick: Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed.



Cameron: Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.

Cameron: I learned French for you!

Patrick: I thought you wanted out.
Cameron: Yeah, well, I did, but, uh... that was until she kissed me.
Patrick: Where?
Cameron: In the car.

[talking about the prom]
Kat Stratford: Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating-ritual?
Mandella: I would, but I don't have a date.
Kat Stratford: Do you really wanna get all dressed up, so some Drakkar Noir-wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up while you're forced to listen to a band that, by definition, blows?

Michael: Alright. Uh, I talked to her; I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks, Michael. That's very comforting of you.

Cameron: You embarrassed the girl. Sacrifice yourself on the alter of dignity and even the score.
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10 Things is the only teen movie I cherish and love beyond measure and can watch from start to finish without getting annoyed and having knee jerk reactions like I do with other teen movies (I can't stand them). To me, it's right up there with the classic that is The Breakfast Club, a movie of my generation, and that's high praise from me indeed. *sings* Don't, don't, don't, don't youuu forget about meee...

All the characters, both the main and supporting cast, are so lovable and entertaining to watch, I want to run up to them and give them a big hug. The writing is witty and fresh instead of pretentious and irritating like in many lesser movies with teenagers in lead roles, and the pacing of the story doesn't leave for a boring moment in the film.

When it came out in '99 (man, I can still remember the trailer on tv!), every teenage girl wanted a Patrick Verona to her Kat Stratford. His dazzling smile broke countless hearts. Heath won a great deal of fans on his side with this role. The movie has a considerable following on LJ, too. Everyone loves it!

The best part to me is how quotable it is! A friend of mine and I always put movie quotes in the subject line of our emails whenever we're writing each other, and it took us a loooong time before we were finished with 10 Things and moved on to another Heath or superhero film. :) There's something charming about receiving an email starting with: "Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!" Ms. Perky = ♥ FOREVER.