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This is the interview I did with Godsgirls.com's friendly ghost, Toryn.

Enjoy.

Farhaad: What your name be, where you stay, how you livin'?

Toryn: Toryn Lyn Rox… Las Vegas is the town that holds my zip code…but I’m barely living. Its 112 degrees here, do you have any idea how hot that is!? It's 112 degrees.

Farhaad: Did you have any previous modeling experience prior to Godsgirls.com?

Toryn: Aside from as a kid doing some random stuff here and there, I walked the runway a few times for a friend’s clothing line, I really dug that cause I could be a big cheeseball and I loved people looking at me. But this was the first paid or nude modeling I’ve done. My first shoot was the Car Wash in Downtown LA and its right by an exit on the 405, a UPS truck hit the curb staring at me, a security guard watched along with some guys in their car. Matthew told me…”Toryn, you don’t actually have to wash the car…just take of your clothes, have fun, stop squinting, your eyes look closed” I knew the final product of what I’d signed up for, but had bypassed the idea of actually taking the photos. The first boobs shot in that set is my first nude ever (not in a private setting) and the smile on my face says it all...

Farhaad: How did you get involved with Godsgirls.com? You're one of the O.G's in the game. I saw your picture on MySpace long ago, and I was like "Mmm, who is this milky-white broad?"

Toryn: I actually know Xanthia’s xBF’s xWife, and she’s super sexy, anyways, she sent me a MySpace and said her x knew of a site that was starting that was looking for hot tattooed girls who are the sexy girls that won't be plastic and gross in Playboy and that I’d be perfect. I laughed and said no way, I’m not “alternative” or “punky” but I had wanted to pose nude when I was 18, but hadn’t quite gotten over…”ewe, that means that’s guy over there could see my boobs.” So now I was 23 and more grown into my life that ever before and said why not, worst case, they say No. but this was before they had a myspace, so I actually Emailed Annaliese, sent her 4 photos, 2 regular, 2 of my topless with a bong and 1 of my hand in my panties. (I’d kill to still have that email.) She replied saying “You’re really cute, when could you come to LA?” I thought she meant to meet me and see if she actually wanted me, but she loved me and said, “No silly, come shoot for me.” Thanksgiving I drove to LA, the rest… is Porno. btw... Milky White is the way to be. Kortni Stoya and I… No Pigment Posse <3

Farhaad: We met at a GG party once. Swindle told me you thought I was black, and you were shocked to find out I wasn't. Do I come off as a black man on the internet? I'm scared. I don't really sell crack, or shoot guns. I swear!

Toryn: I knew you’d ask this! I felt like the dumbest girl on earth. Ok, so I admit, I am a bad lurker, I don’t click on every photo and find out about peoples secrets. So from your avatar back then you had a hat on, shaded face cause of it. And dude, come on, you’re kinda not pale. hahahaha. But I just made an ignorant guess, I don’t even think it was consciously made, but it must’ve been. Still love me? Black guys usually do. <3

Farhaad: Hahahahaha, you watch pro-wrestling. Okay, that's not a question. What do you like about pro-wrestling? Is it the story lines? The action? The hott guyz groping each other?

Toryn: It’s like a soap opera for boys, and the superstars bleed a lot. Plus when I got into it John Cena wasn’t all Militia, he was all G White Boy Rapper. It was dope, he was Champ and would clown on everybody all “freestyle” I own his CD even….Ok I’ll stop. I can sense Annaliese’s shame.

Farhaad: You're famous for showing your butthole in sets. Tell me, how'd the butthole shot come about?

Toryn: I don’t really know. I never made the conscious decision on what I was “willing to show”, like I said, I had bypassed the actual photo taking aspect. I just told Matthew take the shots you get. If I don’t feel comfortable, I won’t take the shot. To this day, I have never asked for a photo deletion or exclusion. I figured if I was comfortable then, why not be comfortable now? Besides, I knew what my asshole looked like, who doesn’t? * So many girls post and say, “Wow, I didn’t realize how pink/brown/meaty/plain my vagina was!” Dang girl, you’re posting your pussy online, grab a mirror!!* The first set that launched with my now infamous butthole was Self Love, on the blue couch. I love that set with all my heart. I just rolled around on Annaliese’s couch and she sat and watched and said “Wow, she’s good at this”

Farhaad: Ah, Annaliese. Isn't she spectacular? One time Annaliese and I were in a liquor store buying rolling papers and 40's, and she paid with pennies and nickels. That shit was grimey. She had a fur coat on, and was rocking a derby hat with the note card in it like those reporters from the 40's. Anyway, you've probably had tons of fun times with Annaliese. Any moments in particular that stand out in your head?

Toryn: That sounds like a damn magical moment and I’m now depressed that I missed it. My best adventure with Annaliese…Her pretend birthday we threw at Dennys so we could tape the reality show pilot, with the molester waiter that lurked us gave her presents from the claw machine. We got bombarded by a bum with a bike and a message for the people and a black man wanting to be near us but not be seen on camera. I got rowdy and yelled at them all of course. Dean had a groddy mustache and Katie Annaliese and I were gonna get tattoos saying “Fuck Your Mustache” if he would shave it…. never happened. Or maybe the first Little Radio Summer Camp, mini tricycles, my water slide injuries, cops from beefcake calendars coming to bust up our shindig, magic mushrooms, kids jumping bikes off a roof, which scared the 2 of us more than anything else, and it all ended with everyone questioning reality. Love in Summer Camp.

Farhaad: I think I'm done interviewing the Canadian girls. They get angry when I make fun of their precious country. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Toryn: I used to hate Canada. Not sure why, but my friend loved them and he was a prick, so I loathed them. But all I ever see from them is fkn awesome people, and dude, some really hot girls!! What is with all of this?! I wanna be Canadian! Boooo USA!!

Farhaad: My creative juices aren't flowing. I think I've vomited most of them into the toilet, and the entrance to Best Buy a few hours ago. Food poisoning has taken control of my mind, Toryn. That last question wasn't even a question. Let's see... Do you have a favorite GodsGirl?!?!

Toryn: It changes weekly, cause to have one favorite, never. I could list them but it comes a full entourage. Right now I love Linden, because I get to rub my face in her boobs on a Friday the 13th (which we hope to get tattoos for) and that’s super sweet and I also adore Shayna because if I don’t meet her and love her and make cupcakes with her soon I will die, without question. She is gonna come to Hell City with me!!! I also could die without Chelsea, this last weekend with her was perfect. She inspired me (voodoo) to not eat meat for almost 2 weeks.

Farhaad: I just watched your latest video blog. Buy me a drink when you get here. What's going on in Vegas? The last time I was there..they got rid of all the arcades. Give me a reason to go visit Vegas again. Go!

Toryn: I will be in town tomorrow and we shall booze it up for sure. Just don’t let me look haggard when I shoot, nobody, including you wants to look at me hungover, it’s really not sexy. Come to Vegas because I have good weed and a cheap room for rent.

Farhaad: How am I doing? This could possibly be my worst interview ever. Maybe not. One time I interviewed my mom for some kind of school related homework project. "Whats your favorite animal?" is probably the worst question ever. I was 7, whatever.

Toryn: I’m awesome, this interview rules, what the fuck, don’t ever speak that crazy nonsense again. I will put you in a hole!!

Farhaad: What's your favorite animal?

Toryn: Monkeys & Peacocks. I love this question.

Farhaad: Hi. Thank you for being a part of this sad excuse for an interview. It means a lot to me, and hopefully your fans. Is there anything you want to say? This is all you! Go go go.

Toryn: I just have to say that I loved being chosen to be interviewed, I hope everyone loved it, I know am thoroughly entertained. Being a part of GodsGirls has been a source of great adventures and insane stories, all in the first 2 years. I can’t wait to see what time will bring for us and I can’t wait for more random adventures. Also, there is a DIY on its way from Chelsea and I…. the world as you know it will never be the same again. and Thanks for the interview Fahaad, its been nice to be as famous as i imagine myself to be. xox

by Farhaad