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This is Erin. She's one of those Canadian people. I saw her naked on TV a long time ago. I may, or may not have touched myself during her segment. Anyway, She's gorgeous, funny, s-m-r-t, and I think she's tall..? Read her interview. It was nice. She threatened me. I AIN'T NEVA SCARED

Farhaad: What your name be, where you stay, how you livin'?

Erin: name : Ern. I'm livin' good? How do I answer that question? I'm not that hip farhaad.. You should know this by now.

F: How was the brunch you had two days ago? What'd you have?

Erin: Brunch... hm. I don't remember but, I just had some sushi that was pretty good. The waiter told me I was "getting big" because I'm wearing my bloated dress and I was full of rice.

F: So like..did you ever do your research on Big L? Probably not. I really wish you would. He says great things like "I rob fags in the staircase." and "Sick of all this drag-queen shit." and "Anti-homo, cause that's a no-no, so fuck po-po."

Erin: What do homo's have to do with police? I don't get it, and of course I didn't do my research. I'm sorry, that was a lie.

F: I remember once I was watching something on tv, and you were getting naked on a car, and I was like "Oh man, Tegan is so fucking hot. I need to find me a girl like that." Now I'm interviewing the "girl like that!" How weird is that?!?!?! WEIRD!

Erin: I had a friend recently call me while in a tattoo shop in North Carolina cause she was watching that same thing on t.v.  WEIRD.

F: What's it like getting interviewed by someone that you interviewed? I don't think I deserve to interview you. I'm under matched. What do you think?

Erin: I don't think its weird and I don't think you're under matched.  I think you're just fine :)  DON'T CHANGE FARHAAD, DON'T CHANGE.

F: Ah, Annaliese. She's really great. Did you know she went from drinkin' 8 ball and making demos, to drinkin' Hennessey, and Chivas Regal in the back of the limo? Gettin' her issue in life, you can't hate that, and when she tells you about yourself, Erin, you can't take that. Cause you be crossfading. If you dont understand, you got a side, and she got one, but you be crossing over there to see what's in her hand. Yeah, but that's cool too, she gets her money on the double, thats what she do. Hittin them brown bubbles, and avoiding trouble, hoes to choose, with nothing to lose, and a million motherfuckers want to be in her shoes.....end rhyme. What's your favorite Annaliese moment ever? I guess an Annaliese moment is when you share an awesome/funny/terrible moment with her. Go.

Erin: We went to Coachella the year before this last one that just passed with Ashley and Laura and it was by far the most dramatic (hellish/epic) weekend ever. We fought, we loved, we slept in the back of Ashely's pick up truck in a field of 1 million baby bunnies after shopping for sleeping supplies at a 24 hour Walmart in palm springs at 4am. 'We woke up to a mariachi band(-ish) of dudes playing morning music for us. That's just one, there are many...

F: Tell me about this Cupcake thing. I want to be down. Can I be down? Sell me some dvds with your titty residue on it.

Erin: You'll get your dvd in time. Cupcake is...a secret until you see it. Think, interactive female jack-ass with tits.

F: WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING ON THE SET OF THAT SALIVA VIDEO? I KNOW THIS QUESTION IS IN ALL CAPS. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FIND MY CAPS LOCK KEY RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO WIN THAT CONTEST THAT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE. EVERYONE GO TO THE HOMEPAGE, AND ENTER THE CONTEST. GO.

Erin: The video was awesome. Catra and I got to keep our fur coats (please see Charlotte's upcoming DIY set) and we got a 2 hour long boxing lesson with a guy named Brian Adams. I got to spit chocolate on all the camera guys, that was pretty rad too.

F: I'm sorry about number 8. HEY! You're Canadian. That's pretty fun, right? What's it like being slightly uncool?

Erin: If you say that I'm uncool one more time, me and all the other Canadian Godsgirls are going to hunt you down at your office and chop off your fingers one by one.

F: I was talking to Chelsea last week, and she told me to call you Canada Erin. I said, "Fuck that. I'm calling her Kool Erin." Cool with a K. Kool. Do you like that nickname or what? You can mix and match it too! K-Erin, Kool-E and shit.

Erin: I don't know how I feel about that but, if it makes you happy then okay.

F: Choose 4 GG models for your 1986 throwback rap crew. Give your posse a name, and give the girls funky fresh names. Go!

Erin: Chelsea a.k.a MC Shitty Titty, Emma a.k.a Lil' Brit, Leona a.k.a Durty South and Charlotte a.k.a MC Touristy. Our rap group name would be...Marky mark and the funky bunch?  Is that copy written? Oh yeah, and as a suggestion I would be, MC Great White Fire.

F: If I went to New York, would you go shoe shopping with me? I don't like to do it alone.

Erin: I would hold your hand.

F: This shit is over, kid! Are you relieved? This is all you, go nuts!

Erin: I'm kind of tired and have to pee a little bit.  But, sure, I'll be relieved too. xoxo.